So I was sitting on the dunny at the sparrows fart thinking about this grouse sheila from out woop woop. I‎t all started yesterday arvo after knock off when I decided to hit the turps. Anyway I fancy myself a bit of a spunk rat so I say; “Whadya reckon? I’ve got half a chubby. How about a pash and a cheeky root?” and she says; “Pigs arse mate! you’ve Buckley’s and none.” And I say; “Strewth! Fair suck of the sav love. I know I’m a bit of a bogan in my tracky dacks and my thongs but at least you could give i‎t a burl. I’m dinki di”. Then she says; “You’re a bloody drongo mate. No need to make a hooh hah. Just rack off. You’re as mad as a cut snake”. Needless to say I was gutted. So I chucked a uey and went and got a sanga from the servo instead. True story mate - fair dinkum.