"Faction Wars. Dead Orbit? Dead Orbit's only full of black shaders and nihilistic poetry? Well let me tell you about nihilistic poetry son. Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Erlenköning Jalaal here to kick your red and white b*** @ss Mr. Hideo. It's no wonder Zavala turned down the offer to become your king. He and literally everyone else in the universe understands that the second coming of Space Hitler would be a bad thing. Somehow you missed that memo. While New Monarchy is saying Sieg Heil to the Executor, we'll be doing the real work and reclaiming humanity's place in the stars. And Future War Cult! What's this grand mystical wisdom you posess? Oh, that war is eternal? Let me just look outside on any place we've ever been to. What's that? War? Welp, guess I didn't need you to tell me that. Each guardian alone is already responsible for extinguishing tens of thousands of lives, so I'm pretty sure we've already covered the basics of conflict resolution. And don't think that you can fool anyone with your fancy lounge. Everyone can tell those elaborate chairs are just cheap IKEA floor models Lakshmi-2. In conclusion, unless you're a diehard fascist or a mystical dumb@ss, do the sensible thing and join Dead Orbit. Make a real difference. In Black." And let me add two more words... Hung. Jury.