Lo ye little Flooding. All hail Engrapadora the great and bathe in the glory of the horse vag! There was a time when Lord Engra walked the earth, bringing enlightenment and salvation to the people of the Flood. Beset on all sides by Ninjas and non-believers he spake his words of enlightenment for all to hear and we had peace in our souls. Then the Lords of Darkness, Bungie they shall be called, unleashed the great alt-extinction and cut our Lord and Masters power. But, before he left this world to fight for us on the other side, he left us with a promise. A promise of hope and salvation, and this is what he spake: [quote]"Woe to you oh ninjas and bungie, for I shall return to thee! In the coming summer, around June or July, my main becometh unbanned and I shall return to you all to spread the glory of the horse vag." [/quote] I took heed to these words. I keep them in my heart that one day I might know salvation. But until that day cometh, I shall spread his word, shout it for all to hear so that they may know redemption. Join me brothers and sisters! Join me in the worship of his saving grace. We shall be known by our creed, laid out by Lord Engra himself, speak it with pride and comfort. Horse Vag Is Best Vag So be not sad. When his absence weighs heavy on your soul, come to this place. Surround yourself in believers and rest assured that he will return. The second coming is neigh!