Best thing I ever heard was from the nurse lady who delivered me when I was born. Granted I don't actually recall it. The legend goes like this: I was born with a bigger schlong than most fully grown adult males. No, this isn't a joke. Apparently she gasped, and went on about how I was going to make all the ladies happy when I grow up, and the doctor will have an easy time with my circumcision. Now when I was old enough to be told the story, I actually found it a little creepy some old lady was talking about me as a newborn like that. That being said, she was right, and it was probably the greatest thing ever uttered in the presence of my ears. This simple fact has changed my life. You have no clue how great it is. Sometimes a burden, but overall, I wouldn't trade it in for all the money in the world.