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3/6/2017 3:07:33 PM
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Attention Offtopic.
The time has come, execute order 66.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Pepe the Dank? I thought not. It's not a story the Normies would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Darth Pepe was a Dank Lord of the Memes, so powerful and wise he could use the Force to influence memechlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the Dank Side, he could even keep his favorite memes from dying. The Dank Side of the Force is a pathway to many memes some consider to be... offensive. He became so dank... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his dankness, which, eventually, of course he did. Unfortunately, the Normies got offended by everything he knew, then they started accusing him of being a white supremacist symbol. Ironic. He could save other memes from oblivion but not himself.
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1 RispondiWould you like to supersize? Also, could we interest you in a warm apple pie for 99 cents?
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Nah bruv. Have some mulk. Cause you turn into a right Sith Lord when you're thirsty (σ ͜ʖσ)
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2 RisposteThat's kill the ninjas right...right?
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2 Risposte"I wonder what the first 65 orders were?" Well! [spoiler] 1. Capture me a wookie 2. Kick a princess in the cookie 3. Sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy 4. Activate the trash compactor 5. Let's protect the main reactor 6. Stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die 7. Corrupt a teen from Tatooine 8. Manipulate a Gungan 9. Kill Naboo's queen 10. Trap a Mon Calamari 11. Take a Tauntaun Hoth safari 12. Hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie 13. Find investors 14. Make a Death Star 15. While you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star II 16. Unmask a dirty Jawa 17. Prank-call General Dodonna 18. Clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino [/spoiler] (It's from robot chicken)
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 RispondiWelp. That's too bad... [spoiler]Because I still have the high ground.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiChewy and Yoda, get outta here. You've got protagonist armor. Now for the rest of you wookies... I'm gonna kill you even though I'd rather kill the Ewoks because you guys make more sense dominating storm troopers than the damn teddy bears. [spoiler]I don't hate the Ewoks, but damn it's hard to argue how they actually could beat the storm troopers. I know...I've done it. And won the argument.[/spoiler]
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Only if we watch chef first
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2 RisposteActivating the HK droids my lord
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But order 66 did nothing wrong. Why execute it? In this post, I am a new clone trooper and nobody clued me in on the order 66 thing yet.
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I'M GONNA F[u][i][b]U[/b][/i][/u]CK UP SOME JEDI
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It will be done, my lord.
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4 RispostePalpatine what do i do with this day old meat? Stewit. Palpatine i broke my pencil. Glewit.
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Prequels suck
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Relevant?
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Modificato da Viss Pall: 3/7/2017 1:58:12 PMExecute order 67 That doesn't sound like order 67, oh wait, yes, it does. Execute order 68 Order 67 is to make a new pizza! The pizza is made of some early new republic capital crop. The chesse is made out of blue milk The best part, STORMTROOPER MEAT [spoiler]welcome to ewok's pizza![/spoiler]
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Maybe next time we could get order 69...
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*opens menu pamphlet* Option No.66 is ผัดซีอิ๊ว [spoiler]Yum! (^-^ )[/spoiler]
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Hhahahahaahhahahah![url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/1872395] no.[/url]
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6 RisposteModificato da Oxide: 3/6/2017 4:41:59 PM"Yes my lord!" *Fires AT-TE Cannon at nearest Jedi*
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Beginning to wish I never made this thread
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Yes my lord...
