A cinematic voice says "It's time to explain..." The screen goes dark... Slowly fading in to a pov shot where the camera is at the bottom of a toilet facing up, the CEO of Activision appears, pulling down his suit pants before sitting on the lid of the toilet, who then proceeds to take an enormous dump all over the viewer. Fading again to brown. "Destiny 2" appears on the screen... With the sound of an enormousness frrrrrrrrrrrt. The same cinematic voice says "But you'll pretty much keep playing anyway so why bother."