The rainbow six Why? [spoiler]Blackbeard and hard man Buck[/spoiler]

Least intimidating is the UN blue helmets they send in. They scare nobody

Irish, they get drunk and shoot at anything that moves. They also have potato bombs

Russia. Russia is strong and they are the apex of military. US is the autistic kid in the corner that takes years to do simple tasks. Also the us government is scum

British SAS and Us Navy Seals

Canada hasn't lost a single war...just sayin.

No, the UNSC

The harambese people of the internet have the best army in the world. Everyone is a bunch of fedora wearing katana masters who have trained under chuck noris for the last 20 years and can do the 100 hits per second combo. If you so much as utter "dicks out", 5762 of these warriors will magicly appear with their dicks out screaming FOR HARAMBE so loud your ear drums explode. They go into battle wearing their patented logic proof fedoras, bullet proof fuzzy rainbow leggings and arm gaurds, a bullet proof rainbow unicorn cowl(the fedora gooes on top) that shoots rainbow colored lazers, very out of place black combat boots, and no shirts. [spoiler]their perfectly toned abs and pecs are soo perfectly toned they reflect bullets[/spoiler] On top of all of this theur katanas allow them to turn their victims into mindless slaves(like zombies), and they can also do this dance wear staring at them for to long while they do it can make you expolode. Its difficult to look away because their clothes/armor is so distracting. Their battle field commanders carry arround super big 80's boomboxes playing Always- by Erasure causing most battle field combatants to comit suicide out right, while others simply cry or start dancing thinking this is gonna be the begining of a dope ass party, only to wind up realising they were fighting for the wrong side the whole time and joining the harambese in their conquest. In fact by the time you have read to this point they have already infiltrated every governement and army in the world and are now a shadow government controlling everything.

The United States has the largest military... don't you think it's compensating for something? [spoiler]( ⌐■ ╭͜ʖ╮ ■ )[/spoiler]

I don't know what the current state of the German army is, but if they are anything like they were in WWI or 2 then them. I know they lost both but they were held out for a long time with most of the world bearing down on them

War is hell

Israel has to have the best military in the world. Reason: they're still standing and are a force to be reckoned with despite being surrounded by countries that hate them and want their complete destruction.