I got one with Smallbore, explosive rounds, and zen moment. "That roll SUCKS!" I hear you cry out. Well I also got one with hammerforged, high cal rounds, and third eye. "Still a shit gun..." I hear you retort. Well guess what bitches the first roll preforms [b]better[/b]! AND it wins me [i]consistent[/i] matches against perfect clever dragons and palindromes in rumble. You think my opponents can hit me with their oh-so-fast-ttk weapons when their screen is getting Nickelodeon™ SLIMED?! Think again. If they miss [i]once[/i] or take too much time reacquiring their target (me Kappa) they'll kill slower than my slow ass high impact ass wood goop gun. Get [i]gooped[/i] like seriously. Bouta orange soda SMASH your ass with these explosive mf rounds. YOU CAN'T SEE ME!! 👋 ↔ 👋 And you KNOW it causes extra flinch. And when I get those Dune Marchers y'all will have to deal with my sweet strafe shuffle to [i]boot[/i]! [b]Get it?![/b] Lady Skorri about to taste your ass the power of the sun with Sunny D™!!! She's gonna have to write a new limerick about all these baby sponges getting absolutely swamp faced in Crucible. [spoiler]okay but for real I love this gun.[/spoiler]