I do wonder if the Secret Service have read this post, since they like to google things like president kill assassin clinton trump and see what kind of material pops up. Be prepared for some men in sunglasses to kick down your door, point 50-shot armor-piercing P-90 submachine guns at your head, take you off somewhere, and do things with rubber gloves that will still make your butt clench at the thought when you're celebrating your 300th birthday. May want to change that second option to something less threatening.