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postato inizialmente in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 3:48:33 AM
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[b]She grabs him by the ear.[/b]
[i]You really wanna run.....?[/i]
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"Oh god! Help me!"
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[i]Now listen, take me to King Falk, or il rip your balls off and force feed them to you....[/i] [b]Deity's fear grows after she said that.[/b]
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"BUT I LIKE MY MAN BERRIES!"
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[i]Then stop messing around, and take me to King Falk![/i]
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"OKAY! [i]Don't hurt me..."[/i] [b]The two enter twilight and make their way to the Twili fortress. The deity goes into Falks room.[/b] "FALK! YOU GOTTA- Uhhhhhhhhh." [b]It seems Falk was having a good time of his own... He decided to share it with another woman.....[/b]
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[i]Oh my.....Well this is awkward....[/i]
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Falk: "No shit!" Woman: "Hey, is that the deity?" Deity: "Ohhhhh yes. Yes it is." [b]The deity has his game face on.[/b] [b]Luckily for Mira, Falk and this dark twilight spirit have the blanket over them.[/b]
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[b]Mira flicks Deity across the nose[/b] [i]Not the time hot shot.[/i]
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"Ohoho! Clearly you haven't had enough times!"
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[b]She slaps deity across the face, hard[/b] [i]You must not want your balls....[/i]
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Falk: "Heyyyy so i was kind of in the middle of something...." "PANTS YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN! SHE'S GUNNA PLUCK MY BERRIES!"
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[i]This won't take but a second Falk. You see the deity here has stolen something from you and wishes to return it.[/i]
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[b]Falk looks at the woman under him, then back at Mira.[/b] "....Really." "Hey man! It was just a bottle of vodka!" "No I mean did you guys seriously have to check in with me about this. Like...right now did you really have to."
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[i]Hey, should have hung a sock on the door.[/i]
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Modificato da Inflatablepants: 8/29/2016 4:27:27 AM"OH MAN! CHECK MATE!" "Okay you guys can kinda just...go now..." Woman: "Moods gone." Deity: "Oh don't worry baby! I can switch it right back on!" Falk: "please don't tell me this is cannon..." "Hey man. You're the guy based of the author. That's up to him."
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[i]Yeah, this is cannon. Buy the way, have any of you seen my husband?[/i]
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"Zane?" "Wait she's Zanes wife?!" "Ya man." "Oh DAMNIT!" "Hahaaaaa! Anyways. Pretty sure he's getting murdered at the castle right now. But as usual, he'll spare him!" "How do you know?" "He spares everyone. Seriously." "What?! But he killed me twice!" "Sounds like a you problem."
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[i]Oh dear, I can only hope he stays safe.[/i]
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Falk: "Okay great talking to you guys! Now please leave!!!" Deity: "Jeez okay." [b]The deity throws the bottle on the floor and leaves. But then he quickly comes back.[/b] "You you sure up don't need another-" "GET OUT DEITY!"
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[b]Mira grabs Deity by the ear and drags him off.[/b] [i]Apologies again Falk![/i] [spoiler]End[/spoiler]
