Me and a buddy 2v3 some kids and we stomped them. They were talking trash about how we needed to get good and what have you and my buddy responded with "how did you guys get pub stomped by two people when you had three? Were you caught in the middle of a circle jerk and got distracted?" Their response was "pfff you wish, we had mortal kombat going off in the background. That's why we lost." Buddy responds with "oh so it was mortal kombat AND a circle jerk. Good job you guys, that makes a lot of sense." Oh wait. That was about a decade ago on halo 2. My bad. Nothing to see here.