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6/22/2016 12:00:21 AM
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*appears and throws a turtle off a cliff just to spite pieman*
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Why must thou harm turtles? *blindly jumps off cliff after turtle*
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I don't hurt the turtles, as if they aren't caught or save by anyone a portal opens below them, reducing their velocity, and places them safely back where they were found, so no I did not hurt the turtles but rather gave them a rather memorable moment that they can look back on.
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But... If you go through a portal going 20 miles an hour, you come out the other end at 20 miles an hour... You got to share your portal device with me
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Not with the portals I create, as they create a pocket of darkness controlled by a gravity I decide and I just reverse the gravity inside long enough to slow the object, turtles specifically, to a speed below one mile per hour. And no I can't share the portal device as it stems from my manipulation of the light and dark.
