The following is a tribute to Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence" ("Hello Darkness my old friend - why isn't this already in the game?!) while also a parody of these forums and the current status of Destiny. I hope to enjoy it and don't forget to explicitly say you're muting someone otherwise they won't know (or care). Cheers! [spoiler] Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision Saladin raiding Left its image while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains within the sound of silence . In restless games I played alone No fire team to call a home 'Cause they’ve already left To other games less content bereft . When my eyes were stabbed By the flash of new content A free present And touched the sound of silence . And in the naked light I saw Ten thousand players, maybe more People posting without thinking People muting without listening . People writing nerf posts That players never share And no one dare Disturb the sound of silence . "Fools, " said they, "you do not know Meta like a cancer grows Hear my words that I might teach you Have fun that I might reach you." But my words like poor loot drops fell And echoed in the lag of silence . And vex servers bowed and prayed To the red bar gods they made And the sweats lashed out their warning And the words that were forming . And they said, "Skill based matchmaking Are nothing but K/D walls While fire bolt mauls." And raged in Bungie’s silence.[/spoiler]