Hour 1 #5: The other flight is to a place right by my old home. I'm tempted to go change to that flight. But I'd go to jail since I have to be on this one legally. Alas. I see a bearded man walking. He hears the boarding call again. He rubs his hands in anticipation. While he is a large man, I cannot help but be reminded of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. Before I hit enter on this site, the bearded man walks back this week! He is struggling to put in earbuds. He finally manages it, but I notice there is no ipod connected to them. It's just the cord. Why would you do things in that order? Why, I ask you!? As he walks past I glance up. He stares me down almost as if he knows he is the current subject of this post. Perhaps the cord is to look busy so people won't talk to him. Perhaps he still has the ipod in his pocket. Or perhaps the end of the ear buds have been converted to a shank to dispose of his enemies. With that look, I wouldn't be surprised.