Hmm mine would be something like... Transmission from shaxx "guardian can you stop reviving your team mate to get snipped in the head by the enemy sniper 100m away? You've done it 12 times in a row now..." Me " fine I just won't be a guardian then if I can't have any actual fun ." Last seen at the edge of the last city borders , leaving... And getting killed and mauled by hive ten minutes later.