When I was five there was still a fat -blam!- climbing down the chimney leaving behind presents, there was an Easter bunny, a tooth fairy. Why wouldn't there be a baby moonwalking across a lake throwing out bottomless buckets of fish? Religion is just a silly story told to you at a young age to teach you morals. The characters aren't real though. Time to wake up, people. [spoiler]Inb4 brainwashed religious nut who tries to tell me God loves me.[/spoiler]