"If I recall correctly, once upon a time there was a guy. He really sucked at doing pretty much everything. The guy could barely walk. He had a brother though. He was an ok guy, kept to himself most of the time. Unlike the man's mother, father, aunts, uncles, sisters, and countless other relatives, the brother stayed to help him live a normal life. One day, while the brother went off to go get some trivial item I can't recall, the man apparently thought that the house was not warm enough, so he tried to light the fireplace. He accomplished this, along with lighting everything else in the house on fire as well. When the brother came back with some toothbrush or something idiotic that honestly he could've and should've gone without, the man was dead." [b]I cough a bit.[/b] "Is that enough story?"