There were 2 construction workers, one was in the courtyard while the other was on the third floor. The one on the third floor needed a handsaw so he shouted to the man in the courtyard. The man turned towards him and pointed to his ear, indicating that he can't hear him. So the third floor worker points to his eye, then knee, and makes a sawing motion for I need handsaw. The worker in the courtyard knife then pulls down his pants and starts furiously masturbating. Third floor worker rushed down and shouts "what the -blam!- is wing with you, I said I need handsaw!" Courtyard worker says, "I understood that, I said I'm cumming"

IM -blam!-ING SCREAMING