Long one be warned In the middle ages, there was a man who owned a flower shop, and made pretty good business running it. Unfortunately for him, some friars from the local monastery decided to open a flower shop of their own across town. Now, since everyone in his town was religious, they wanted to support the men of God by purchasing flowers from them. This led to a significant decrease in the florist's sales, and over time began to cause him to go bankrupt. He went to the friars' shop and explained the situation to them, and asked them to consider moving, but his pleas fell on deaf ears. A few months later, when he was in danger of losing his house, he sent his wife over to plead with the friars, but with no success. Finally, with no other option, the florist went to the biggest, meanest thug in town, Hugh McTaggart, and hired him to go trash the friars' flower shop. Hugh delivered, smashing the whole place and terrifying the friars into relocating. This proves that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.