I am a snake. I move where I want and do what I want. The animal kingdom has no rules and I enjoy exploiting my nonexistent barriers. Basically, I have no limits so step off. The thing that makes me so mad is when those ugly looking Buffaloes make fun of me and be like, "Slither, slither! Go eat a mouse". I am not an idiot. If I was a cottonmouth I would of attempted to poison them with my fangs but they would probably crush me. Dang. I am a cobra, basically I'm a savage b**ch. I just slide of and yell "Go HISS yourself". They proceed to try and smash me but, of course...I'm too fast for them. I would then spray them in the eyes with paralysis shock venom and destroy their sight with ease. Don't mess with me. I'm a goldfish. A snack that bites you back. Here's it in green text form [spoiler]>be me, a snake > i be mindin my business >scaring kids >be goin by water meme >two thugs make fun of me >call my ddos friends >beat those dongers up >gtfo >daily life in my scales [/spoiler]