(Bungie conference room) "The jig is up, they remember those exotics!" "Luke, I don't think another paywall will work, the advertisement department screwed us big time." "Everybody shut the hell up, deej, cozmo, don't reply to those forum posts, we're going to do one of two things, 1; we'll release them in the April update like it was planned the whole time, 2; PUT THAT SH*T IN TESS EVEREST'S SHOP AND SELL IT FOR SILVER, THOSE MONKEYS WILL BE THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN IN TO TIME!!!!" (ISIS shows up with a bomb) "Suprise mothaf*cka!" Rip bungl,rip deej loaf, rip cozmo and wanda, rip dustitties (Plot twist, Morgan Freeman stopped the explosion with his voice) (Plot twist, plot twist (another one) illuminati works with ISIS to destroy destiny from the inside using nova bombs produced by destiny's own terrorists; void walkers) (Extra plot twist destiny is an accurate depiction of the future, after Trump becomes president and makes the Mexicans build the wall while making China pay for it.) Your mind can now explode.