>be me >car is almost empty >gas.station.exe >walk in >realize I have to piss badly >final countdown.wav >walk over to men's room >unlocked >open: door.jpg >fat lady is sitting in men's room taking a crap >Nopenopenopenopenopenope.gif >slams door and proceeds to back away >her son looks at me >awkwardstare.gif >she walks out >apologize >Lady and son walk out >proceeds to piss >image burned in my brain >walk back to car >bleach.exe