I was going home from batman v superman and I was hungry. The theater is miles and miles away so in a town on the way back there is only a McDonald's to eat at, I try to not to go at any McDonald's but I hadn't eaten in a while. I go in and this guy is there: Cashier bitch: what do you want sir? Me: Yeah, I'll just get a cheeseburger Cashier bitch: Fine that will cost you (forgot how much) Me: *gives money* Cashier bitch: That will cost you an extra 69 dollars *laughs uncontrollably* *looks at other girl coworkers* Me: Wow you acted like that was your words. Mommy and daddy must be impressed. Cashier bitch: at least I have a job Me: and I'm your paycheck, i want my money back Cashier bitch: dude I was kidding! *hands me my money anyway* [spoiler]didnt even say have a nice day[/spoiler]