I hope they add 50 more calcified fragments that you have to get for a new OP weapon that will become a raid requirement.

You played Destiny TTK? When?

You've never beaten kings fall or poe 35 and complaining about content lmao

Bump

Lol, muted.

Whats worse than death? [spoiler]death and balls.[/spoiler] Sometimes, though, this is a beautiful experience. Like a wedding. [b][i]But with nutz. [/i][/b] Some weddings aren't so glorious, though. My sister once married an entire tribe of penguins. It was like [b][i]watching someone t-bag out of context.[/i][/b] [u]Let's dive in![/u] This comprehensive guide will show you the most beautiful moments to [b][i]drag your unholy scrotum across someones face,[/i][/b] and times when it may not be favorable. [b][i]Campers-[/i][/b]So you're having a good day, slaying in the Crucible, sweeping beautiful women off their feet, [b][i]but then you turn around a corner and receive a shotgun facial.[/i][/b] This is a great time to get a good [b][i]chips and queso dip[/i][/b] in. Make note of their location, slide around the corner and [b][i]unload[/i][/b] all over them. Promptly following their demise, position yourself over where their face was, and [b][i]dip dip dip dip dip.[/i][/b] Damn! That felt great. [b][i]Super shutdown-[/i][/b]So it's a Monday, your weekend of beer pong and hunting for foxy ladies in the grocery asiles is over, as if that's not depressing enough [b][i]A BLADEDANCER IS CHARGING YOUR ASS.[/i][/b] Luckily [i]you're a badass[/i], and you shut that -blam!- down. What to do now? This is a great time for the [b][i]salty malt ball.[/i][/b] Moonwalk over the body, and give them [i]one beautiful, slow, elegant slosh of taint.[/i] They've learned their lesson. [b][i]Universal Remote-[/i][/b]So there you are, using your [u]not-exotic-handcannon[/u], doing just as average as your mother taught you, and you get pwned. No big deal, no h8, until [b][i]Universal Remote[/i][/b] pops up at the top right of your screen. Really, what it [i]should[/i] say is [b][u]I LOVE SWEATY TROUSER MEAT IN MY FACE.[/u][/b] Well, it'd be poor of us to not oblige. Find the offender, and give them what I call the [b][i]dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge![/i][/b] It's exactly as it sounds, [b][i]but with your crotch.[/i][/b] [b][i]The Honor Bag-[/i][/b]There are times when you meet someone with the exact skill level as you. You have a long gunfight, get a few melees in, and eventually one of you dies. It's important to honor these victories. The best [i]bag[/i] for this case is the [b][i]ass-sit to ashes.[/i][/b] Make your way to their orb, give them one [i]bag[/i] then sit on their face until they respawn. Do not dodge incoming fire, as this is a sacred ritual; one that should be respected. [b][i]Revenge-[/i][/b]Should someone [u]bag you[/u] outside of these conditions, it's important to reassert your nutz as best nutz. These sons-of-Cryptarchs get the [b][i]Cockleberry.[/i][/b] To properly perform the [i]Cockleberry[/i] you'll need two things: [i]sweaty genitals and raw fury.[/i] (not to be confused with furries). Work up a good sweat inside that armor, let it all drip down to a good cheesy paste. [u]Fist them to death.[/u] Don't be gentle. No means yes and yes means harder. Pound that -blam!- into the ground then use both hands to spam your crouch button. Your crotch will be a blur of salty hate, enemies will flee at the site of your vigorous and violent baggage. Lord Shaxx will personally give your nutz a shout out. [b][i]"You're crushing them!" [/i][/b]. Victory is yours, and you may proceed with your day as routine. I hope this guide helped you, keep those barrels hot! [spoiler]and those nutz hotter. [/spoiler]

Well you're not [i]spending[/i] you're money!

+100 internets well done sir

its not only the strike dumbass

You need me bad.

Lol right? Pathetic.

We will have fun with the "new" VoG or PoE... and one strike.. Lol Oh!and the "new" year one exotics... So...so...funny bungivision

[quote]Not 0 new strikes, not 0.5 new strikes but a whole 1 new strike. Isn't this incredible? In 7 months they've made 1 new strike. I always thought it'd take em at least 24 months to build a strike but no, i was wrong, it only took them 7 months. This is where Bungie shines. Astonishing developer. Let me tell you something, Bungie can delay Destiny 2 until 2018 because that new strike is what i and my fellow guardians will be playing for at least 1000-4000+ hours. No one ever asked for VoG/CE relevancy because its old content and no one wants to play old ass shit. A brand new strike that may be longer than 10 minutes (can you imagine that? i simply can't, its that impressive) is what we've been waiting since September 2015. I cannot wait to spend my time in this meticulously made Strike. I've already restarted playing the game on an hourly basis because i need to be ready for the new strike. I want to show that 1 new strike who's boss in Destiny.[/quote] Lol

I mean one strike is nothing, we probably can get over it in 10 minutes but hey no complaining here since its free but they better do more than just this update because September is a long way for that expansion to drop

It took how long to make this bug fest , nerf malarkey and now a free update ?. Well done , I think that's tip top but please , no same level but backwards ..lets be honest , disappointment awaits us , those who are left anyway .

This really highlights what we can expect from d2. Nothing builds confidence like lazy and paltry game making!

What most people who took the bait in this post need...

Lmao this post is golden.

What I'm guessing is that it is a strike taking place within the prison of elders. Like, the Taken have infiltrated the prison and Variks wants you to remove them before they spread.