>be me >17 >betafag.png >new kid in school >very weird >smells like a mix between rotten potatoes and cat piss >be at lunch, sitting by myself >smellyfag sits next to me >starts bugging the shit out of me >"hey do you play halo" >"i really like halo" >"come on why won't you talk to me" >i ignore him but feel kinda bad >eventually he asks if i want to meet his friend >say nothing >he reaches in his pocket and pulls out what appears to be a lime covered in black sharpie marker >"his name is limey" >he keeps playing with this -blam!-ing lime for about ten minutes >ive had enough >take the lime and throw it across the cafeteria >he starts crying >a lot >feel bad >mfw black limes matter