Hello guys... Today, I cut myself...
[spoiler]with a knife...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]as I was cutting an apple...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and it hurt really bad...[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteI cut myself... [spoiler]... With a knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... While cleaning it...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... On my friends throat.[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteTheir eating her... And their coming to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Way funnier in Spanish xD)
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3 RisposteThank you for this post. I had a whole carton of bleach I was ready to drink...but then this post wasn't some emo kid, and now I'm happy.[spoiler]jk I'm still chugging my bleach fam.[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteNext time hold the Apple on your throat
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5 RisposteOhh myyy.
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1 RispondiMay God bless you
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6 RisposteModificato da XxIronEagIexX: 2/12/2016 6:31:38 AMI cut myself too [spoiler]with a freakin sharp knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]while I was cleaning the blade...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I still can't feel above the scar.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiPhew though you were an attention whore emo kid. Lol.
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5 RisposteAt least now you'll have manly scar. You'll need a better story to go with it though. Just tell people it happened while wrestling a bear or something.
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5 RisposteWAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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1 RispondiI don't care... Ama
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1 Rispondi> Cutting Apple > OP cuts himself > ohfuсk.exe > must... Make... Pointless... AMA...
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4 RisposteWhy do your sentences trail off like this...
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4 RisposteBet you won't jack off with that hand now
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1 RispondiModificato da SealTheDeal: 2/11/2016 12:14:02 PMWhat if the apple redirected the knife into your hand as revenge for cutting its apple brethren?
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8 RisposteOne time I cut my extendor tendon in half and cut through most of my flexor tendon in my right hand pointer finger. [spoiler]stop complaining, and be more careful[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteWho cuts an apple?
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Why don't you have one of those apple slicey things. Dunno what they're called but you push it down on the apple and cuts nice wedges and cores it for you. It'll be the best thing you ever bought
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7 RisposteYou Apple murderer
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5 RisposteI really thought ur name was EpicChodeMaster
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3 RisposteI steped on a plug
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1 RispondiI'm sorry about that, I hope it feels better soon.
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2 RisposteI've cut myself with a plastic knife before when I was little. I totally forgot what I was doing, but I remember seeing [u]blood[/u]
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1 Rispondi... [i]into pieces.[/i] [spoiler][i]This is my last resort![/i][/spoiler]