The idea of this thread is to condense a crazy story down to only one sentence. Completely removing any context to make it sound even more bizarre. Here is mine as an example: One time I made a grown man cry with just my hair. Edit: So some of you are missing the point of this thread. When I said tell a story, I meant a real story that happened to you. Not to make up a one sentence story. It's k tho and I still luv u <3 <3