When I was about 16, I had really long hair and a baby face. Me and my mom were in the parking lot of an Albertsons, and I was loading groceries into the trunk while my mom was sitting in the car. As I was doing this, I hear a loud truck drive up and stop behind me. I hear a guy's voice say "look at that ass!" I turn around and see a truck with four guys sitting in it, and the driver was partially hanging out the window staring at my ass. I look at him and say in my deepest voice possible, "thanks bro". The other three guys in the truck explode into laughter, and the driver's face gets beet red, and he immediately drives off. I realized it was time for a haircut. :/ [spoiler]Yes, this is a true story.[/spoiler]