I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong.
I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects.
Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i]
With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online?
[spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler]
[b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me.
My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them.
So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs.
[b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]
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Plus -whew- 1 -inhales deeply- internets. -exhales loudly- for you. -shakes inhaler and takes a deep huff- now where is the damn spark? Over there <-or forty miles over there ->
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5 RisposteIt's not a bad map, it's just ugly.
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3 RisposteThank you again for using your creative wit to prove a point that will hopefully reach the attention of those at bungie HQ.
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5 Rispostelol, am I the only one who likes cathedral XD
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1 RispondiCathedral of Ass Musk
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1 Rispondi3 for 3, time limit
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1 RispondiCathedral sucks.
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1 RispondiModificato da ManatuBear: 1/28/2016 7:40:12 PMBungie thought: Bungie Idiot 1: The Division beta is coming right on IB week, what can we do for damage [b]control[/b]*? Bungie Idiot 2: We will do RIFT!!! Y2 maps are perfect for it and it will bring EVERY-F*CKING-ONE back to Destiny! Bungie crowd of retards: OMFG! That is brilliant! This man should be our new CEO, kick the other guy out! And you know what happened after... * intended pun
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2 RisposteWhy don't people like this map? It's probably one of my favorites.
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1 RispondiThe one I hate the most is memento
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2 Rispostethat map is my bane. im not an awesome player, but i can hold my own. theres just something about that map i cant explain. all i know is i hate it and its not fun playing on it.
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2 RisposteModificato da lynk: 1/28/2016 7:41:50 PMFirst again. What are you guys all doing??? I like Rift. I have a high W/L ratio this IB than I have in any previous banner. I mean. Your screwed if you enter solo against a 6 man fireteam, but why enter Banner solo anyway? If you do that, your just gonna die alone :P But of course, Cathedral of Dusk sucks. If you spawn in at the same time the spark starts charging, you can't even get to the spark b4 it's charged :/ and, if you have spark and your teammates die, they can't come back to help you, cuz it takes too long to get across the map, not to mention respawn timers. I hate this map with a passion -.- And Senpai, you have 10 pages of friends, but you can't accept my request? Do I mean that little to you???? :', ( #TitanMasterRace
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2 RisposteThat about sums it up for me as well. At least all the red bars are gone.
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4 RisposteYeah Cathedral of Dusk sucks especially with controlling intergalactic soldiers with technology 800 years into the future that still require a breather after sprinting the looooooong paths of this map. For maps like this, Guardians need unlimited sprint.
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2 RisposteYou are MVP for the day! Not only did I absolutely love this post also love all of your responses lol
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1 RispondiCathedral isn't TOO bad on Control or Clash but I agree that its the worst on Rift.
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2 RisposteCathedrals one of the only maps I do well on
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1 RispondiPONETHEPOON
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2 RisposteDo you need some pants or do you prefer going without them?
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1 RispondiModificato da iDovahBear: 1/28/2016 7:09:50 PMB[ I never liked Cathedral of Dusk; when did we ask for another excuse to run Snipers-only Secondaries? Can't imagine we needed another map to accentuate the meta tweaks so loudly to the casual players. But hey, it won't happen again, so we have that going for us which is nice.
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1 RispondiThe best map for rift is that map right there.
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1 RispondiPreach it brother.
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1 RispondiI'll play with you. Only if you take a drink every time you die. A lovely drinking game of IB Rift. Hmm.
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2 RisposteModificato da firstDead: 1/28/2016 7:25:35 PMAre...are we on the same boat? What you wrote is my exact thoughts! Wanna team up?
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6 RisposteAgreed Poon. Its the only rift map we are playing that I dislike. Now the tower level is a different story, perfect for rift.
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9 RisposteCan someone explain to me what is wrong with Cathedral of Dusk? Its one of the few [b]open[/b] maps for PvP. I dont have a problem with it.