[quote]New Study Published in Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Archaeology, Reveals that OP is a Phaggot. A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Archaeology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a phaggot. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a phaggot." said Professor Biggblac Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the hotdogs in his fridge with dildos. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the dildos between his buns. And I don't mean hotdog buns." Even though the study has been proclaimed by the scientific community to be one of the greatest studies of the 21st century, not all members of the public have a positive opinion of it. One man which we interviewed yesterday, said the following: "Why are these kunts wasting money to study something like this? Everyone already knew the answer. You might as well have a study to prove that the sky is blue and that the grass is green." Others were much more happy to see the study completed. "I'm a psychology major and have been following the study for the last 2 months, waiting for the results to be published. I am really happy to see the research back up my own personal observations regarding the OP." However, no matter what one's opinion of the study may be, one thing is for certain. The OP is a phaggot. In the words of Professor Biggblac Cockenstein: "It is scientific fact."[/quote]

Sit down, son. [spoiler]said the father to his son[/spoiler] [spoiler]no jokes here sorry[/spoiler]

I want to die like my grandad, in his sleep. Not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car.

I is a TadPaul

>be me >posts thread >2 replies >be Treebeard >posts thread >gets 100 replies, wins the nobel prize, gets a Guinness world record, becomes president

Take this post down. It's worthless, useless and most of all, it just wastes space in Offtopic. Do us all a favor. I can't believe people waste their time to write this kind of stuff. What are you trying to accomplish? Just think of all the things you could be doing right now instead of wasting your life and time writing this.

The invention of the shovel was really ground breaking

I'm gonna break your legs ...said the man who broke your legs.

How do you have a good space party? You planet

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Ouch. I literally had a chest pain as soon as I read this. It's either from your joke or maybe it's because I'm in the restroom

Bah-dum-tssss

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