The division is overhyped true story

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) used to have abs, but then He took an arrow to the knee

There once was a little sausage called baldrick, and he lived happily ever after. The end

I used to be an adventurer like you, [spoiler]until I got stabbed 47 times,[/spoiler] [spoiler]IN THE KNEE[/spoiler]

Once upon a time there was a barnacle so ugly that everyone died.

One time, I fell asleep.

Bobby killed himself after he read #density.

So one time their was a little boy who wanted to go to a magical land but his parents didn't want him to because they were all mean and stuff so he ran away and he found a fairy who would take him to the magical land and she said that she is from the magical land but she was stealed by a evil wizerd who wanted to make her into a slave so the little boy wanted to get the fairy back because he liked the fairy and didn't want her to be a slave because she was really small and probably couldn't do that much work so he tried to get to the wizard to et her back but their was a evil tiger who said that he was a henchman of the evil wizard and didnt want the boy to get to the wizard so the boy fought the tiger and the tiger bit off the boys little pinkie toe and the boy said owwie you suck and killed the tiger and than another tiger came and the little boy said screw you I don't wanna fight no more and the tiger said okay and left because it was a nicer tiger then the other one and then the boy found a fairy but it was a different fairy and the fairy said hi I'm the sister of the first fairy an the boy said wow okay that's pretty cool come with me to find your sis and the different fairy said okay sounds good to me and they walked for like a hundred miles until they came to a castle and the different fairy said okay let's go in aand the boy said okay and they went in and their was another tiger and the boy fought the tiger and won really fast because the boy was so strong now and then their was a lion and the lion fought the boy and the boy said ow because the lion bit the boys other pinkie toe and the boy said oh no not this time and killed the lion before the lion could bite off the other pinkie toe and then the boy and the fairy got upstairs to the evil wizards lair and said hey give me back this fairys sister and the first fairy said what are you talking about I don't have a sister and then the different fairy said haha I lied I'm a henchman of the evil wizard I tricked you and the boy said no you suck and bit off the different fairys head and spit it at the wizard and the wizard ran away and the boy freed the first fairy and went back home where he and his parents and his fairy lived forever the end.

I am peeing as I type this.

I will tell you the story of Vanilla Destiny: Hi I brought you back from the dead kill aliens fly around kill more and end.

Stepped outside, saw a dog looking poo in a polystyrene cup bruh

Baby shoes that were never worn.

A man was walking down the road and his name was

I started laughing to myself and thought "You win this round Tranny."