•Make only #Offtopic open, leading everybody to post there •Open up Google+ accounts and declare that April 1st is the mods' day off •Make the spare post automatically reroute to a different subforum •Pm Engra, letting him know he has 1 day to do as he pleases •Give NoiselessPurse the community spotlight •Announce the staff is giving up on Destiny and will instead make a new Ori game •Announce a new partnership with EA •Ban every account on Bungie.net for the whole day