Welcome to my pizzeria We have a lot of flavours of pizza and a shed load of toppings, I always have time to bake pizzas so place your order. [i]flavours & toppings[/i] [spoiler]pepperoni Margareta More cheese Weed Lenny Corpse kebab A bit of Bacon Some bits of Bacon A standard amount of Bacon A lot of Bacon Bacon on epic meal time proportions (with jack Daniels) Metal Mushroom (standard) Mushroom (magic) Mushroom (legitimately magic) Steel beam (with jet fuel) KFC (insert edgy race joke) Beef Pork Vegetable (*gags*) Forrest beast Plain Arsenic C4 Electricity Pizza (pizzaseption (DUUUUN... DUUUUN...)) Roman (just without cheese) Peppers Salt (fresh from #destiny) Horse ( from tesco) Shitty frozen pizza cooked in a microwave (microwave it) Spaghetti Meat balls Chicken Burger Calzone Deathclaw Ewok jerky Dank doritos Snozcobbler Booty Bantha meat Synth (could have been from grown tissue or taken from an actual synth Bork! Fresh game furry chunks Spicy pepers Fire Earth Water And Air (don't know how we did it but we did, and I did reference last air bender ) Or you can make your own [/spoiler] [i]Dressings[/i] [spoiler]olive oil Barbecue sauce Tomato sauce Blood Petrol Branded brandy Jet fuel (perfect with steel beams) Salty scrub tears (scrubs around 12-9 years old) Mermaid tears Leprechaun gizz Mountain dew[/spoiler] [b][u]Announcements.[/u][/b] We now have calzones