I have a few... "Wait what!?! So you can survive a [shotgun/rocket/sniper bullet/Nova/FoH/HoS/Arc Blade/Golden Gun/Shadowshot/Fusion grenade] to the face huh?! That's cool! Nice laggswitch bro!" "You'd better wai- you scrub! You saw me coming for the heavy and grabbed it anyway! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM REMEMBER?!" "Oh that's nice! You're apparently nearly invincible while using your [Nova Bomb/FoH/Arc Blade/Bubble/Stormtrance/Shadowshot/HoS/Radiance], yet I'm seemingly made of rice paper when I use mine! That makes sense..." "My god...thousand-yard aim assist...get some actual sniping skill and snipe me with the NLB scrub...or any other sniper for that matter..." "Friggin' scrub...rushing with [a shotgun/TLW]...*frustrated sigh*" And most recently... "OH MY GOD! EVERYONE HAS EITHER A MIDA OR TLW WITH A [party crasher/conspiracy theory] OR A THOUSAND YARD CRUTCH IN THEIR BACK POCKET AND A TRUTH UP THEIR ASS FOR WHEN HEAVY COMES AROUND! EVER HEARD OF WEAPON DIVERSITY?! *insults ensue*"