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12/26/2015 11:13:59 PM
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"Don't think so" [b]he says, opening a portal to hell and walking through[/b]
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Modificato da Asharru: 12/26/2015 11:15:44 PM"IT WILL FOLLOW YOU TO HELL AND BACK, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME!" [b]His eyes light up and he jumps through the portal[/b]
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[b]He lands face first on a street, in Las Vegas' main strip, but the sky is blood red. People in suits and dresses walk the streets. [/b]"the portal was big enough to walk through, you know"
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"I wanted to look epic" [b]he gets up with a groan [/b]
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"Dude, in hell, nobody is as epic as me. Now, I'm heading to my brothers to pick someone up. You coming?"
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"Yeah, don't think he'll appreciate me though"
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"Nah, he's pretty chill, he'll forgive you"
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"Hmm" [b]he follows you and looks around in curiosity[/b]
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[b]He goes to a large palace, and goes to Cthulhu's room, and he looks at Hunter[/b] Cthulhu: "BROTHER, WHATS UP MAN?! YOU NEVER COME TO VISIT, HOW YOU DOING?!" Hunter: "just here to get the kid, I'll visit next millennia" Cthulhu: "alright man, he's at the Bees Arse Strip Club"
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Modificato da Asharru: 12/26/2015 11:36:13 PM"The bees arse strip club...."
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Cthulhu: "yeah, the wife named it to keep me away from the bees arse" Hunter: "yeah, my brother is the only guy I've ever met with a bee fetish"
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Modificato da Asharru: 12/26/2015 11:38:37 PM"Male bees are lucky....and bees are cute....sometimes..."
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Cthulhu: "see! This guy gets it!" [b]Mrs Cthulhu walks in[/b] MC: "what's that dear?" Cthulhu: "nothing baby" [b]JT grabs you and leaves, getting back out to the street [/b]
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"What a nice guy"
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Modificato da JayTea: 12/26/2015 11:44:50 PM"Yeah, he's pretty chill" [b]he says, and he stands outside the bees arse[/b]
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"Must be cosy"
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"It's a strip club where you can fūck the strippers, of course"
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"Are they bees tho"
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"Like, 2 of them, yes. The others are either human, or the 2 goats we have for the welsh guys"
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"G-goats....i don't even"
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"Hey man, the welsh are friggin mental. Anyways, you go in first"
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"A-alright" [b]he carefully walks in[/b]
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[b]Its a regular strip club, but the back rooms are overflowing, and women walk around, some even sit on men's clothed laps while they talk[/b] "I'm joking, there's no goats or bees man"
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"But the bees"
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"Go find one on the street!"
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"There are bees walking around?! I swear, this place gets weirder and weirder"
