Two days running I've had cooked breakfasts (I'm British). Two days running I've explicitly said "no beans". Two days running I've wasted valuable eating time scraping beans off my plate. I hate beans on a cooked breakfast. They're just an excuse to make the plate look full and the sauce makes everything soggy. Beans be damned. And one of the dogs just crapped on the living room floor and it's stank the house out. Dogs be damned as well.