Santa! I'm so happy to see you. Merry Christmas :) Santa my plea is a large one. For the last few months I've had a "hole" in my beard (I'm sure you are quite knowledgeable on beards) and I simply let it be thinking, maybe multivitamins blah blah. It ended up persisting for months, to the point where all the hair on my chin is gone! I finally took the time to thoroughly clean the house, only to find black mold! It turns out, I've been inhaling spores for months and it's causing hair loss. I bleached the area and cleaned it, and now All I have left it patches of hair on my head and face.... So I ask you santa. Can I have a beard for christmas?