>On school coach to British Museum >Pissing about with friends >Extremely long journey, starting to get bored >Nobody knows how long the ride will last >THISISNOTWORTHIT.PNG >Head to back of coach >Easy 8/10 sitting alone >Dont-blam!-ThisUp.jpg >Open mouth to speak >“Oh, hey. You come here often?” >Regret opening mouth >Grill smiles >Everyone in the area is looking at me >Thinking what to say now >Offered to sit down >Nearly at Museum >ThisIsAwkward.png >Have to sit down before I look any more stupid >Embarrased.jpeg >Finally get to museum >Lazy ass teacher tries to get everyone into single file >“One line, for Christ sake!” >OMGF worst teacher award goes to this bitch >Reach Security post thingy >Everyone’s bags get searched >Vanilla pudding gets pulled out my bag >“Eugh.” Security guards don’t like vanilla pudding apparently >Return to group on other side of bag search line, kids walk over to me >“You like vanilla pudding? WTF?” >Bitch needs a kick in the teeth >Order the bastards to back off before I unleash the Dragon >"Do you know who I am, bitch?" he says >You’re gonna get it now, mother fuсker >Walk right up to his face >Assess where to do the most damage >Let the battle commence >Karate kick to the neck, he’s out for the count >Thatwentbetterthanexpected.gif His buddies come at me all at once >Easy 8/10 girl runs over to help >Damn, son – she’s a black belt in taekwondo >Intervention.png >Not even Chuck Norris could have unleashed the amount of devastation she did to the pricks >“Oh, shit” >Security guards come over and arrest us both for assault. >All this happened because they dissed my vanilla pudding >Undoubtable, the worst part of the whole experience was that I was on a 3 and a half hour coach ride to go to a museum that I was in for 2 minutes >Recollecting the memories of my past, it might have been worthwhile to tell you to read the first letter of every sentence