I remember drinking water at night until someone vomited. Then we had to gather round it and breathe it away. Same with farts. Once we were drinking canteen (waterbowl) after canteen standing there in my skivvies. After you finished (and they were counting down from 10) you had to hold it over your head. Well I had a bit left before I put it over my head upside down and it dripped on the deck a little. They saw it of course and we're on me like rabid dogs. WHO THE F TOLD YOU TO SPILL WATER ON MY DECK? CLEAN THAT SHIT UP RIGHT NOW RECRUIT! (I start to grab the towel off the back of my rack) WHERE THE F ARE YOU GOING RECRUIT? I SAID TO CLEAN THAT UP NOW. (As they are looking at me and the floor, me and the floor... I sit down on it and soak it all up with my underwear. Swear to got it was one of the funniest things I ever had to do there.