When I was in junior high, my principal promised that he would ride around the school in a scooter in a full cheerleader outfit if we collectively read 500,000 pages of books over the course of a few months and we passed it by far because a ton of kids added w bunch of bs pages to the counter and my principal actually did it! It was the funniest thing I have seen in my whole life, a grown ass man on a tiny scooter wearing a cheerleader outfit. I did not have a phone at the time so I couldn't record it. At the same school I also watched 2 black girls fight almost to the death. The best part was that everyone else kind of migrated to the walls and let my pregnant teacher (8 months) try to pry one off the other. Then my social studies teacher (real ripped and tall) eventually got them to split. The best part is that the attacked just kind of walked into the class and called the other a b!tch and then it went down. I did not have a phone yet either.