Perhaps the funniest was the massive overnight graffiti carried out by students from another school (This was in secondary school). So, we arrive one morning to examine their handiwork. On one basketball court they had painted "Go f u c k yourselfs" (typo intended). On the other, for some reason, "Laaaaaaads". But the football pitch... It was a masterpiece. They had managed to write a single word with absolute precision, with straight lines and even curves, filling the entire pitch. C u n t.