If you post in here, you must confess something about yourself. I'll get the ball rolling with a couple of good ones. * McDonald's is delicious and I eat there semi-regularly even though I know it's bad for me. Like, at least once a week. * I didn't like Guardians of the Galaxy. * I briefly dated a girl in college just to prove to myself that I could. I didn't like her very much, but she was way out of my league and I just wanted to see if I could do it. I never told her that. * My girlfriend is a porn star. (Maybe not a "star" [i]per se[/i], but she does do porn.)