Dolphin, you can't fool me.

Because green is the colour of the spectrum that plants have trouble absorbing /converting into energy or so I was told

Chloroplasts Do u even science bro?

Cause they wanna be! God can't the world have some damn color equality

OP is broccoli

Because a turnip is planning to kill you

The chloroplast in the leaves.....

U wot sum fuk bby?

Someone please ban Dolphinizer

Chlorophyll.

Because Science Bitch. [spoiler]Chloroplasts and Chlorophyll[/spoiler]

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RIP To a true hero

chloroform

I..uh...what?

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

[quote]Well you see ever since I've been a child I've always wondered why plants dcjidososjjjj ehflehdlfjepdjebalfhwveyfucjanrmdjcjwkkw krudkehdmduslvuvk y embeddable vskshxlvuxuwlshcmudhwhskdhwlvirkwjlfowiqbslgujeufjcsjebbtfl backslapping xj jdkxkkfksogkrjwockgkrkcij jwjxkgjsjjcrnisdn rsjnfjsnw Edit: Hello, this is Dolphinizer's girlfriend typing. While writing this post my boyfriend, who was undergoing surgical enhancements and hormone therapy to become a [url=/es/help/?search=Dolphin]Dolphin[/url] had an unusual side effect of his drugs kick in. While typing this post, his airflow to his brain cut off resulting in him typing this text above in panic. He is currently at the hospital breathing through a tube. Please pray for him. Edit: I have just received news from the doctor. It appear that the man you know as "Dolphinizer" who weighed over 665 pounds had just choked on a Cheeto. The doctors are asking if we have a forklift they can borrow to help move him out of bed.[/quote] Why does your mom screams?

Because its their favorite color

I believe that the real question we should be asking is, why aren't plants green?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Plants are green because of photosynthesis.

choked on a cheeto! ha!