I'm going to tell them to wait for just a moment while I go get something special... To my closet I shall go where I will remove my spud launcher painted like gjallarhorn. Then I'll fill the chamber with about 1 cup of recently-microwaved raisins. Then I'll open the door and pull the trigger. Then they will run in fear as the rest of my raid team launches from the bushes and ambushes them, all with their own launchers.