Gordon Ramsay as the crucible announcer "You fcking idiots, you call that battle?! I've seen better fighting on a kindergarten playground!!" *starts to win* "You fcking imbecile!! You call that winning?!? Ive seen higher streaks in a preteen hairstyle!!" *wins by mercy* "That's only one win you idiot sandwich." God damnit Gordon there's no pleasing you