One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He goes outside, stretches, enjoys the cold, winter air....and notices something on the ground; there in the snow are the words BILL SUCKS, written in urine. He is not happy. He calls the FBI and they manage to analyze the urine. Head of the FBI: "Here's the results, sir....it's Bob Dole's." Bill: "Alright I want you to question him right now!" Head of the FBI: "Sir, it's Bob Dole's urine but....it's Hillary's handwriting."