Go out, get arrested, do drugs, get a tattoo on your neck, run away for a few days, join a gang, break into a few cars, steal some stuff from the store...... Then say, "I guess you wanted me to be out on the streets instead of sitting safely at home playing Xbox." Edit: just thought about when I used to get caught in the middle of the night...but it was usually because I snuck a girl in my room. Lol