"Tainting my ability to type properly constructed sentences"? LOL. Now that's funny! Especially coming from someone who can't spell correctly nor "type properly constructed sentences". Need I provide some screenshots as evidence? Then again, you'll just go back and edit them to prove a point. As for your "wife" being on here "less than me", that is also hilarious! Either you don't pay very much attention to your "wife" which probably explains why she desperately seeks it on here or you're a pathological liar (another bad parenting example), but she is on here everyday at every hour. I have never met a "CEO" and "VP" of a "successful international business" who has so much time on their hands that they can run a business full time and "successfully", take care of a kid (while still acting like one) and STILL devote so much time to an online gaming forum. Keep denying and lying about it. That just makes you appear more sad and pathetic. I'll go take that bath now, thanks. But I'll save all of the sharp razors for you since you and your "wife" seem to have some odd fetish for it.