His Super: Has Mexicans Build a Wall then when the Wall is finished he Catapults them Over it. Upgrades would be Splash Damage of Oil Slicks. They Use Lawn Mower to Chop up the Enemies. Grenade: Flaming Hair Piece that Explodes into Tiny Hair Pieces Melee: Shows a Picture of Rosie O'Donnell Helmet Slot: Exotic Hair Piece. The defense stats are based on how much Hair Spray is on it. Gauntlets: Cuff-links. Chest Armor: Girdle to Hide his Gut. Leg Armor: Green Item: Mink Lined Slippers Rare: Sailing Shoes Legendary: Italian Leather Loafers Exotic: Rocket Powered Rollerblade's Cloak: Neck Ties Artifact: Green: Amex Card Rare: Gold Amex Card Legendary: Platinum Amex Card Exotic: Black Amex Card Ghost: The Real Peter Dinklage (Thats why Bungie had to hire someone else) Ship: Trump Force 1 Sparrow: Would be a Limo Version Shader: $100 Bills