The clear difference between a golf club and a firearm is that you can outrun a melee weapon, prevent it from ripping through your flesh like tissue paper just by grabbing it at the right time, and it is not at all aerodynamic enough to be used reliably at a range to hit a running target. Interpretation of the Second Amendment aside, nobody needs 30 different flavors of "kill things" at their disposal; and FFS, I can't see how a one-man armory falls within a well-regulated militia. Having that many means either you could do what you want with them and fvck if someone wants to stop you, or someone could steal one of your 16 backup pistols at any time and go be unregulated at their leisure.